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"The Bad Touch" Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like

Here's some stuff I learned about Master Chief that's really cool!!!       Born in about 2511, John lived with his mother and father in Elysium City, on the colony world of Eridanus II. He attended to the Elysium City Primary Education Facility Number 119. As a child, John had brown hair, freckles, and a small gap between his front teeth. At the age of six, he was identified by Dr. Halsey  as one of 150 preliminary candidates for the SPARTAN-II Program. John was an ideal physical and mental candidate. John, along with the other candidates, was taken to Reach. Dr. Halsey informed them of the SPARTAN-II Program and how they would be the prote

Hey Party People, this is my third journal entry and, well I had an idea! I was watching the food network a couple hours ago and I thought,"Wouldn't it be cool if the food came to life with a gun made of...Blueberries and started shooting the F........... SHIT OUT OF EvErYbOdY!"... weird right but good for artistic insight. So along with my little Call of Shrubby series, I'll be working on my Food Wars. If you want to help that would be AWESOME!!! So right now there's the Fruitables, VegeTroopers, Meat and Dairy that's REALLY Scary, and the... MEAN JUNK FOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD,( Weird names right!!! :^0) and this al