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Jordan
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I AM . . . WHO I AM! :^)

Current Residence: Santa Rosa, California
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Pants: 28 - 30 Shirt: Mens Medium
Print preference: LOL
Favourite genre of music: Rap/R+B
Favourite photographer: Any one who takes good photos
Favourite style of art: Drawing, Sketching
Operating System: Computer? I DONO
MP3 player of choice: I POD, of course
Shell of choice: like a hermit crab?
Wallpaper of choice: Halo Reach-Game Informer Cover/ Painting - Sailing Away by the Italiener
Skin of choice: Um, tan for the ladies
Favourite cartoon character: Spongebob
Personal Quote: Hi...RAWR!!! :^)
Interests
"The Bad Touch"

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

LOL!!! THE BLOUDHOUND GANG "THE BAD TOUCH"

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CHECK THEM OUT ON YOUTUBE
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: THE BAD TOUCH
  • Reading: Reading Sucks
  • Watching: The BAD TOUCH Video
  • Playing: Mdern Warfare 2 on XBOX LIVE
  • Eating: Slim Jim
  • Drinking: Slurpie

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:iconvaultboy8008:
~Vaultboy8008 Apr 13, 2012  New member
thanks for the fav please have a look at my other works.
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:iconhelghast0:
thanks for the favs
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:iconqsec:
thanks for the fav
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:iconshengarty:
~Shengarty Jul 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fav+

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Self taught artist.... and still learning about life...

just sit around and learn. XD
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:iconecto87:
Thnc for adding Colonial Marine to your collection

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UMBRELLA IS GOD....DEAL WITH IT!
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:iconvermingti:
~VerminGTi Mar 26, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave :D

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:iconxnuclearxwolfx:
Thanks for the 3 faves
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:icongunney-sgt-bob:
7hanks for 7he fave

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:icontenchioni:
Mood: Love ~tenchioni Mar 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thank you for :+fav: :la:
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:iconshadowsniper777:
thank u for fave'ing my shadow creature

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I am your shadow,
I am your pain and suffering.
You can never defeat me,
For I am, nothing.
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